AVAST YE FUCCBOIS

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THE SKELETON SHIP, WITH ITS SKELETON CREW
HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
the skeleton war is upon us

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THE SKELETON SHIP, WITH ITS SKELETON CREW
HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
the skeleton war is upon us
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#skeleton shipi wish men were shown preciously happy and madly in love more. they should be allowed to be honest about it. it should be the norm to wish for and dream about it and to proudly talk about their partner with a stupid lovesick grin in their cute faces. the norm of “i hate my spouse” jokes in pop culture needs to die. it’s not funny. i want to see men dreaming about someone who will treat them like a priced possession
show this to straight women and girls too. *tap tap* “This how you ought to be loved.”
The cruel jokes about hating your spouse make way for abuse and unhappy relationships because people think “I guess I can’t expect anything better…”
Passenger trains in US vs Europe (image is making the rounds among U.S. transit advocates today)
“None of the decisions I made led me to fame or wealth, but they have led to really rich relationships. I just kept leaning into the people I cared about. I chose a job that allowed me to work remotely for thirty years. It allowed me to be home a lot with my wife and three daughters. Never missed a game. Never missed a school play. I picked them up from school every day at 3:30, unless I was traveling. I wasn’t a road warrior or anything. I only travelled a handful of days every month. And whenever I had to catch an early morning train to meet a client out of town, I’d be doing this calculus: I have to do this now, so that we can be together later. They were always my first priority. And they still are. We don’t get to see each other as much. But I get this warmth every day when they ping me and tell me they’re doing something. And it goes both ways. I gave a speech for work the other day. It went really well. And they were all excited to hear about it; high fives and cheers all around. This morning I had a little time between meetings. I was sitting at a little bistro, and I had a little virtual lunch with my daughter who lives in Paris. She was making dinner there. And we had a little chat. No other description necessary, right? It was wonderful. I just feel incredibly lucky that I get to do those things, and that they still want to do it. They still want to spend time with me. Maybe because they trust me. I try to be supportive and non-judgmental. But I think it’s mainly because I was so involved with their daily lives: all those plays, all those practices, all those trips home from school. That’s a lot of conversations. It really accumulates over the years. I really got to know them. They’re my friends.”
older siblings were the first letsplayers
A kid in the 90’s suddenly pausing his playthrough of Donkey Kong Country to tell his little brother about Squarespace.
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someone’s laundry